Best of Autocorrect

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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

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Those fries could be salted with tears

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When my mum wants to know who ate all the food

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Lingerie; Greatest Invention Ever.

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